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The Gospel According to Mark (Parodies Lost)

The Lord looked down upon the HILL and regretted ever having promised Noah that He would never bring another catastrophe to destroy all humanity.

Pentagon Corruption, Chesapeake Dead Zone, Republican Zombies

So much bewildering news; so little enlightenment.  Defense corruption, dead zones in the Chesapeake, and Republican zombies.  Great.

Hey Republicans: It's Vouchercare, Not Medicare (Parodies Lost)

Republicans are indeed seeking to dismantle Medicare as we know it, replacing it with a much worse program.

Oh, Now Arabs Like Palestinians (Parodies Lost)

The Arab League supports statehood, knowing full well that the chance of the Palestinian Authority (PLO) and Hamas getting along are as likely as Charlie Sheen getting his gig back on whatever show he was on.

Priest Pedophilia, Horse Herpes, Insulted Kings, and More

You gotta love this world. A little effort reveals events that leave one slack jawed, wide eyed, and incapable of anything but astonishment that homo sapiens still persists.

Less Freedom, Less Crime (Parodies Lost)

The constitutionally destructive nature of the Patriot Act is probably responsible for some of the bewildering drop in crime.

Apocalypse Later (Parodies Lost)

Since nothing happened and Harold Camping, 89 year old radio sensation, was once again proven to be one of the world's worst mathematicians, I figured I'd get the word straight from the…well, you know...in other words, God.

Michele Bachman's Ancestoral Heritage (Parodies Lost)

One reason Michele Bachman should reconsider her views on evolution.

I'm Confused About...Republicans (Parodies Lost)

At least consider that the Republican Party may not be looking after your interests. I'm not saying join us liberals in wanton pleasure fests. Probably best to begin by turning off Fox "All the News That's Fit to Invent" News and watching reruns of Lassie.

Are Conservatives Dumb or Evil? You Choose.

Democreeps may be a lost cause in terms of courage and integrity, but Republimorons have plunged head first into the shallow end of a lake strewn with sharp rocks.

Homosexuals: Symbol of American Decline

Perhaps homosexuality has started to represent the terror felt by those ultra-conservatives whose vision of America lingers in the good old days of "Father Knows Best."

Mr. Obama, Let's Get to the Point About Circumcision

Mr. President, you must act. On behalf of a crippled nation, I call upon you to end this century-old attack on the male-type babies of our nation. It is not too early in your term to consider your legacy.

No Blank Pages? Try No Pages At All.

All of us, even you internet-raised types, must subscribe to more newspapers and magazines. We all must buy more books--from independent books stores if possible, but buy them.

Small & Medium Businesses: Avoiding The Public Spotlight « 21st Century Public Relations

It's almost inevitable that something's going to go haywire with your business. It only makes sense to figure out what your vulnerabilities are and what you should do before disaster strikes.

We Launch The "Send Me A Kindle 2" Campaign

For those of you unfamiliar with my newly discovered giftiness, learned at the feet of the master of shameless self-promotion, the great Stephen Colbert, you might want to quickly peruse two articles trumpeting my success in getting the good folks at Jameson Irish Whiskey to rewa …

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Political Morality - When Simple Just Won't Do

Come, let us all celebrate the new spirit of bipartisanship that's sweeping the land. The air is cleaner, the water tastes like it came from a mountain stream, poverty is being erased, global warming has been tamed, the economy is robust.

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Questions for President-Elect Obama

Have we given up any hope of letting this poor schmuck just be a human being who happened to get elected president? Apparently not.

Say No To Literary Agents?

Avoid the agent route? Leave yourself alone and naked at the mercy of the publishing world? Not an unheard of concept, but one that is generally not recommended...particularly by agents, LOL.

Take That, Stephen Colbert. Jameson Delivers! Part One

Stephen Colbert is no longer the sole master of insane self-promotion. I, a humble scribe, known to few and beloved by even fewer, have bested Colbert at his own game. Because of my continued promotion, the good people at Jameson Irish whiskey are sending me a free case.

Drill, Baby, Drill...But Don't Kill The Baby

So drill. It's going to take decades for us to figure out reasonable alternatives to our oil-dependent economy but while you're drilling, leave the babies healthy and happy. They're just as valuable...if not more...than the glob or gas you're going to suck from the earth.

Bush And Obama: What Transpired in the White House

President-elect Barack Obama made his first visit to the White House. Your intrepid reporter has sources deep inside the presidential mansion and has learned much of what transpired between the two former adversaries.

Obama's First News Conference: Questions We Wish They'd Asked

Is there a group more trapped in the world of hysterical obviousness than the presidential press corps? What might have happened if the reporters had asked real questions? Let's find out?

Parodies Lost

Have to confess, the first Jug Ears/Face Flop debate was boooring. Can't anyone say anything new or interesting anymore? Has our political culture devolved to the point where points are scored based on body language, lack of mistakes, and posturing?

How Do You Evaluate Yourself?

One of my most powerful memories of being a teenager was writing in my journal to myself when I was an "old man." At the time, 58 seemed awfully old, but I think I was focused more on 70s, but the issue arises regardless of age & is totally dependent on circumstances.

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Let Iraq Burn

Some time ago, long ago that it's not even listed, I wrote an article condemning the Busher for the Iraq but arguing that it would play into the hands of the terrorists if we left.

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